tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
preteenager: *smokes weed once* i want to get dreads
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
url-coming-soon: doingtimeasacapsicle: teapayne: I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games even better: give them one computer to share. Then they’ll have to watch eachother use it
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me